Who has a Cock

A Priest used to keep chickens at his church

One Evening , one cock from his lot went missing. So, at evening mass prayer Priest Asked "Who has a Cock?"
All MEN Got up

Priest : "No, I Mean, who has seen a cock?"
All WOMEN Got up

Priest : " No No, I Mean, who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?"

Half the WOMEN Got up

Priest : "For Heavens sake, who has seen my cock?"
All NUNS got up ...
technically , ENGLISH is a funny language 😆