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<span style="font-size: large;">एक लड़की अपनी मम्मी से:-</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">मम्मी यह veg और non-veg फिल्म कैसी होती है?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">मम्मी- बेटी, जिस फिल्म को देख के आँखों में पानी आ जाये वो veg फिल्म होती है,</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">और जिसे देख कर टांगों के बीच पानी आ जाये तो वो non-veg फिल्म होती है।😜😜😜</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">"हद होती है जहालत की", मां की आवाज़ आई "क्यों मारा इसे?"</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">लेकिन मां ये रंगे हाथों पकड़ी गई है! देखिये तो सही इसके हाथ, मेरी बीवी की मुंह दिखाई का कंगन है इसके हाथ में।</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">वो बेचारी हक्का-बक्का एक कोने में खड़ी सबको देख रही थी। मां ने उसको पकड़ कर सेज वाले बेड पर बिठाया ओर दूल्हे को आँखों से अपने साथ बाहर आने का इशारा किया और कहा:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">कमबख़्त! ये काम वाली नही बीवी है तुम्हारी,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">अभी अभी मुंह धोकर आई है।😂😁😄😅😎😍😘😗😆</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">संता ने उसे एक स्नोमैन(snowman) का ड्रेस दिया और बोला, "तू स्नोमैन बन कर जा।"</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">एक दिन मुखबिर ने बादशाह को बताया कि "सरकार बिलकुल आपकी शक्ल का एक धोबी आपके राज्य में रहता है "..</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">लड़की : अॉफिस में मेरा यौन शोषण हो रहा है.. 😒</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">सहेली : क्यों और कैसे..?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">लड़की : अॉफिस का तिवारी मुझसे हमेशा कहता है कि तुम्हारे बालों की खुश्बू बहुत अच्छी है...!!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">सहेली : तो इसमें बुरा क्या है..? </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">तिवारी की हाईट ढाई फूट है </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Husband : कौन सविता ?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">अब कहानी में मोड़ है......😳</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Wife :- कहाँ हो तुम ....?😡😡😡</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Husband: सब्ज़ी बाजार के पास 😎</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Wife :- वहीं रुको। मैं अभी आती हूँ। .....</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Boy : तूने ब्रा नहीं पहनी न?<br />Girl : तुझे कैसे पता ?<br />Boy : जानेमन, ये रजनीकांत की आंखे हैं!!<br />Girl : तूने underwear नहीं पहना न?<br />Boy : तुझे कैसे पता? तेरे पास भी रजनीकांत की आंखे हैं?<br /><script async src="//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
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Boy : Janeman, ye Rajnikant ki ankhein hai !!<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">अगर वो चिल्लाया "हाय मम्मी" तो माँ की जीत होगी।</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">और अगर वो चिल्लाया "हाय पापा" तो बाप की जीत होगी।</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">उन्होंने पेड़ के पीछे छुप कर पार्क में बैठे बच्चे को एक पत्थर मारा।</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">बच्चा चिल्ला कर बोला,</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">पति जब विदेश से लोटा से पत्नी को रोते हुए देखा</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">पत्नी - कल चोर आये और मेरी इ...ज्ज.....त लूट के चले गए ..</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">पती बीवी से: हमारा बच्चा यही से बाहर आयेगा, है ना?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">बीवी मुस्कुराते हुवे: हां, लेकीन तुम झाको मत, अभी नजर नही आयेगा, बहुत छोटा छेद है.”</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">पती:”यार, फिर भी देखने दे ना”,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">पती ने छेद मे से झांका, पर कुछ नजर नही आया.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">थोडी देर बाद स्कुल की घंटी बजी, और</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">महिला क्लर्क को बुरा लगा उसने बड़े साहब से शिकायत की।</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">बड़े साहब ने बात सुनी, ग़लती देखी और कहा :-</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">"<b>तुम मरवाओगी</b> तो सही अंदर भी करवाओगी "</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">महिला ने और बड़े साहब से शिकायत की</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">बड़े साहब ने बात सुनी, गलती देखी और कहा :- <b>तुम मरवाओगी</b> भी, अंदर भी करवाओगी, तुम भी डिस्चार्ज होगी मुझे भी डिस्चार्ज करवाओगी।</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">महिला क्लर्क ने नौकरी छोड़ दी है॥😁😜</span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">बीवी : </span><span style="font-size: large;">मैं</span><span style="font-size: large;"> इतनी देर से यही सोच रही थी कि </span><span style="font-size: large;">आपको कहीं देखा है.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">😹😹😹</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">पति (पत्नी से)- कोई मेरे बारे में पूछे तो कह देना मैं घर पर नहीं हूँ !</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">पत्नी (फोन उठा कर)- मेरे पति घर पर ही हैं, कह कर फोन काट दिया !</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">गुरुजी : बच्चों मुझे बताओ, पहले जिस जगह का नाम मद्रास था अब उसे किस नाम से जाना जाता है..?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">पप्पू : चेन्नई ।</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">गुरुजी : बिलकुल सही जवाब..</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">अब मुझे ये बताओ कि ये चेन्नई नाम क्यूं रखा गया..?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">पप्पू : क्योंकि, सर वहां के लोग लूंगी पहनते हैं। और लूंगी में पैंट की तरह चैन नहीं होती..</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">इसलिए (चैन नहीं) चेन्नई ये नाम रखा गया..!! 😒</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">#गुरुजी ने उसे पैंट फटने तक मारा..☝️👉</span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">मार्टिन लूथर किंग ने कहा :</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">"अगर तुम उड़ नहीं सकते तो,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>दौड़ो</b> !</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">अगर तुम दौड़ नहीं सकते तो,</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">अगर तुम चल नहीं सकते तो,</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">तभी एक ने मुँह से गुटका थूकते हुऐ कहा :</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"वो तो ठीक है......! लव__ड़े</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">पर जाना किधर है..... ?"</span>
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